Wednesday, May 9, 2012
So Many Reality Shows, So Little Time
At first it wasn't my intention to post anything today but I decided that I had no business being lazy today so here I am. In lieu of actually writing a post when I just got finished writing another article somewhere else I decided to just link that and run down what I think of the contestants of the new FOX
Tyson Beckford- I'm not going to comment why some people think he's gay. Personally I don't care. What I need to know is why people think he's hot.
Jeremy Bloom- W-Lister
Dean Cain- Superman though? For Real? LMAO (#cmonson)
Mike Catherwood- I guess this guy was on Dancing With the Stars. Still a W-Lister.
Jason Cook- Who is this?
Pauly Delvecchio (Pauly D)- It's my understanding that girls think this is the only "hot" guy on Jersey Shore which may or may not be true.
Rocco Dispirito- Why do celebrity cooks need money, attention or love? Food fills all those voids.
Rob Gronkowski- So he got in trouble for letting a pornstar wear his jersey on his bye week and this is how he repays the Pats? Did Ochocinco put him up to this? (You know he would have done this show if VH1 didn't give him the spinoff with Evilyn Hozada)
Taylor Hicks- Where did they find him from? Did he finally come up on $8 for some Just for Men hair color?
Joe Jonas- LMMFAO. They would go get the creepy, lemur looking one of the trio (Seriously have you seen pictures of that guy lately? He looks like he's on crack)
Rob Kardashian- This was the work of Ryan Seacrest and Don Magic Juanita...I mean Pimperella...um Kris Jenner (Bitch better have her money though. Just because he's the only dude doesn't mean he's immune to getting out on the stroll too).
Steven Lopez- Never heard of this guy.
Finesse Mitchell- Never heard of this guy either but what kind of name is Finesse? Damn these chicks naming their kids after shampoos and crap.
Dr. Robert Nettles- In what world are Doctors of any kind, real or fake ( :: coughOz,Drew,Philcough :: ) considered celebrities?
Romeo Miller- I know those royalty checks from that fake college commercial that runs ad nauseum during Maury don't pay anything, neither does VH1 for having a cameo on Single Ladies. This was for money.
Warren Sapp- This dude is broke too (I know Jeremy Shockey won't be watching)
Mike Sorrentino (The Situation)- How they even let him on? He has herpes ffs!
Ndamukong Suh- I know him as a football player. You might know him for this
Seth Wescott- Don't know, don't care.
Parker Young- Who are these nobodies? Just giving Dancing With the Stars and Celebrity Apprentice casting agents ideas for new people to cast.
Hope Dworaczyk- This chick was on Celebrity Apprentice right?
Carmen Electra- She's got to be like 40 now right? That and anyone who was married to Dennis Rodman has to have an incurable STD of some kind.
Rima Fakih- So being a drunk beauty queen makes you a Z-Lister now? What a sad world we live in (Michigan stays losing).
So that's that. Anyway here's something I wrote just now about the finale ratings for The Voice and how it compares to Dancing With the Stars.
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If I had to, I don't think I would be able to pick any of these people out of a line up! Yes, names sound familiar but I'm far too lazy this morning to google them and don't really care because I won't be watching. I remember Dean Cain and Carmen Elektra but damn it's been years since they were relevant and I'm sure they no longer look as "fresh faced" as they did over 15 years ago!
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