There was a time when women got fake hair and desperately made an effort to try to hide that their hair was fake. Then there was a time when women got obvious fake hair but they still took pride in making sure it looked decent. Somewhere along the way we have degenerated to the point where women get fake hair and it looks like it got jumped by raccoons before they put it on their heads (I ask why?)

So yes today I had a very bad experience witnessing girls (had to be no older than 16) with the worst weaves known to mankind. After what I witnessed I think beauty supply stores should ban selling weaves to anyone under 18 because apparently it takes until after high school before women can upgrade from utter trash to at least looking like they tried to make their hair look like a real hairstyle not sponsored by a candy company. Anyway here are my grievances (And please if you know anybody who has hair like this please pull them to the side and tell them what’s up).

1. Lacefronts hurt my damn soul and chicks with 5-heads and larger need to avoid them because when your hairline looks like the state dividing line on a map I can’t help but not notice (P.S. If you’re an offender of this hairstyle the looks you get aren’t those of admiration. It’s because it looks so damn bad).

2. Two-toned hair makes chicks look like skunks. It’s not cute and I have yet to see one person pull this look off (If I were a ref I would throw more than one flag on that picture)

3. Does anyone not try to hide their tracks anymore? (I know this picture was taken in Chicago. You see the type of shit I go through on a regular basis here?)

4. What is the reasoning behind doing half of your hair with something ridiculous and then ignoring the other half completely? (Don’t blame it on rain. I see that crap when it’s sunny)

5. I am going to need people to look up the definition of ‘invisible’ because I was always under the impression that the word meant not visible (Red Sea looking ass invisible parts…Not supposed to see that)