I guess it's pretty obvious how much I don't care for the Miami Heat.

1. Is there some sort of new unspoken rule now that if a woman walks by herself in the middle of the day then people automatically assume she is a mother? (It’s annoying as hell. Why I hate going outside after 11am).

2. The Heat are down 2-1 and the Lakers are down 2-0. All this means is the executives at ABC, ESPN and TNT are starting to go into panic mode. Another loss from both of these teams and they will all be on suicide watch.

3. If you haven’t already noticed, the media cycle is so fast that things that happened 6 months ago feel like it was an eternity since it happened. Consequently this forces people to want things right now and not think about stuff that could happen 6 months from now.

4. Is it me or does it feel like 2012 is turning out to be a year where mediocrity and sometimes even outright failure are being rewarded? (By this I mean music, TV, sports, movies and general things in society).

5. Why the hell is it so hot already? I’m not suited for temperatures higher than 82 degrees (Chicago + weekend + hot weather + NATO Summit = something much bigger than just a hot ass mess).