True story but about a month ago a car crashed into a tree in front of my house around 7am. Car was totaled but the tree was unscathed. I seriously believe the person who crashed into it had to be drunk and of course that person walked away without a scratch.

There were a lot of updates this month (this week in particular) so anything relevant that comes in before the end of the day will get noted in this list. While I'm fully formatting this post you are always free to take a look back at older posts.

Not really a fan of having to do these things on Wednesdays but at least it's still pretty early so that helps too. [Full List Here]

2011 was the year VH1 completely ditched their resolution from 2010 to only air classy (albeit pseudo-classy) programming and simply opted to show fights galore in order to make a grab for ratings. This was also the year where the Sunday/Monday ratings divide became much more prominent. Now all that’s left is to take in the list below or take a look back at the older lists (2004-2006), (2007), (2008), (2009) and (2010).

Another Friday where it feels good to be as far from civilization as possible.

I have a confession to make. I am not a big fan of food. I never have been so that's pretty much why I dislike Thanksgiving (That plus being a perennial pessimistic grouch allows me to do so).

I spent all evening waiting for something that I probably won't see until tomorrow morning so I refuse to wait and hold up this post any longer. [Full List Here]

Another Friday I'm not particularly thrilled over.

I'm not impressed by the numbers of a lot of these shows on this list this week and I think it shows...somewhat. [Full List Here]

It does not really matter that I'm up at 6am posting this. What does matter is that I have a lot to say this month and now I get to have my Saturday to myself. Don't forget to check out predictions of past months because I've made some updates since last month.

I was just about to post this too and it just so happened that I was able to get a nice picture that fits too.

If there’s one thing I hate more than unnecessary spin (especially tonight with this election), it is math. I do not like math and that’s why I gotta do another translation today [Press Release Here].

Yes I'm kinda switching back and forth between election results and the Bulls game but that's not the reason why this post is late (I blame Oxygen...more on that later).

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If you’ve been coming here for the past 2 months you know I am damn tired of the election process and every miniscule thing it stands for. Now the day of reckoning is nearly upon us and the time has come for us to get back to what’s important…which is not giving a crap about a damn thing that comes out of anyone’s mouths unless it affects us personally or it is scandalous.

So this is my satirical, non-partisan (yes non-partisan because I am well past tired of the bickering and trolling on both sides ruining the comments of political articles) take on the do’s and don’ts of Election Day and the day after.

Friday crept up on me this week. I guess I’ve been too busy to notice (and usually I know when it's Friday so you know that's bad).